30 9 / 2014

"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"

30 9 / 2014

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

(via butifyoucloseureyes)

30 9 / 2014

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via butifyoucloseureyes)

30 9 / 2014

the-best-of-funny:

hotwinger:

Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like

image

X

30 9 / 2014

(Source: sandandglass)

30 9 / 2014

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30 9 / 2014

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via obsessivewritingdisorder)

30 9 / 2014

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via obsessivewritingdisorder)

30 9 / 2014

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via hell-houndz)

30 9 / 2014

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin, via i-cant-choose-a-fandom)

29 9 / 2014

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

This is confusing.

(Source: doncasperbate, via khansherbatch)

29 9 / 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via khansherbatch)